Scousespotting Navy Blue Women's T-Shirt
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A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city.
Choose your future.
Choose Scouse.
About TShirtsUnited.com's Navy Blue Women's T-Shirts.
Our navy blue women's t-shirts are all high quality, heavyweight (190 g/m²) and 96% cotton/4% elastine mix.
They have a flattering modern cut and a contemporary sleeve length. Elastine assists shape retention. Twin-needle stitch detail Small:
To fit size 8 approx.
Medium:
To fit size 10 approx.
Large:
To fit size 12 approx.
Extra Large:
To fit size 14 approx.
Our Scousespotting design is available in the following formats:
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