Scousespotting Bottle Green Men's T-Shirt

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A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
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Scousespotting Bottle Green Men's T-Shirt. A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. Photo of Bottle Green Men's T-Shirt

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About TShirtsUnited.com's Bottle Green Men's T-Shirts.
Our bottle green t-shirts are all high quality, heavyweight (180 g/m²) and 100% ringspun cotton. Featuring: 2.3cm knit collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, fine gauge knit, front coverseaming on collar and tubular body construction for shape retention.
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Chest: 37"-38"
Medium:
Chest: 39"-40"
Large:
Chest: 41"-42"
Extra Large:
Chest: 43"-44"
XXL:
Chest: 45"-46"
3XL:
Chest: 46-48"
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Our Scousespotting design is available in the following formats:
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