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Manchester United. Who is and who isn't? These t-shirt designs are all about our rivals... and what we think of them. Liverpool, City, Leeds.... no one is safe.

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0161 Manchester Is Red T-Shirt. A reminder for our blue brethren of the true colour of Manchester.
0161 Manchester Is Red T-Shirt
32 Years T-Shirt. 29 February 1976 was the date. Over 30 years have ticked-by since that time and still Manchester City have not won a single trophy. This design is based on the Stretford End banner.
32 Years T-Shirt
Alex Ferguson Challenge Quote T-Shirt. My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that - Sir Alex Ferguson, quoted in an interview with the Guardian in 2002.
Alex Ferguson "Challenge" Quote T-Shirt
Alex Ferguson Choking On Vomit Quote T-Shirt. Never let is be said that Fergie ever holds back how he feels: I can understand why clubs come away from Anfield choking on their own vomit and biting their tongues knowing they have been done by the referee - Sir Alex Ferguson
Alex Ferguson "Choking On Vomit" Quote T-Shirt
Bertie Mee and Matt Busby T-Shirt. As in the song. The conversation between Sir Matt Busby and Bertie Mee that all Manchester United fans hope once happened.
Bertie Mee and Matt Busby T-Shirt
Bitter Definition T-Shirt. The definition of a Manchester City fan, A.K.A a Bitter. adj. difficult or unpleasant to accept or admit. n. a thing that is bitter, a City fan.
Bitter Definition T-Shirt
Bitterspotting T-Shirt. A 'tribute' to our old friends Manchester City in a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose city. Choose over thirty years without a major trophy. Choose a corrupt, embezzling, former politician with a suspect human rights record for an owner and consider him a messiah. Choose a council stadium bought for you with money from local taxpayers. Choose to change your kit colour, ground and badge within the space of five years and then harp on about your sense of history and tradition. Choose Munich 58. Choose Frank Swift. Choose Sven Goran Eriksson and wondering where the fuck you are on a Saturday afternoon. Choose Franny Lee, Alan Ball and Gerry Creaney. Choose £1.4million for Steve Daley. Choose five different managers in a season. Choose Colin Bell over George Best. Choose total, abject failure at the end of it all, blaming and hounding your manager, your chairman, your players, nothing but an embarrassment to the majority of the city from which you hail. Choose your future. Choose city.
Bitterspotting T-Shirt
Boris Johnson for PM T-Shirt. Well, he certainly is our favourite Tory. Mr Boris Johnson; MP for Henley-on-Thames and political scousebuster. ...an excessive predilection for welfarism have created a peculiar, and deeply unattractive, psyche among many Liverpudlians. They see themselves whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it. Part of this flawed psychological state is that they cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance against the rest of society
Boris Johnson for PM T-Shirt
Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet T-Shirt. Our favourite scouse-baiting Tory politician has been given his own wallet! ...an excessive predilection for welfarism have created a peculiar, and deeply unattractive, psyche among many Liverpudlians. They see themselves whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it. Part of this flawed psychological state is that they cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance against the rest of society
Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet T-Shirt
Build A Bonfire T-Shirt. With the Scousers on the top and the city in the middle. Well, you know the rest.
Build A Bonfire T-Shirt
Glazers Must Go T-Shirt. The "Manc" Street Preachers' album cover. Featuring Bryan, Avi and Joel Glazer looking not unlike central characters in Deliverance. The Glazers Must Go.
Glazers Must Go T-Shirt
Hatchets and Hammers T-Shirt. With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners... Another classic song from the Manchester United repertoire.
Hatchets and Hammers T-Shirt
I'd Rather Walk Alone T-Shirt. The only good liver bird is a dead liver bird. Complete with devil’s trident. The emblem of Liverpool slain by the devil of Manchester United. You’ll never walk alone? No thanks.
I'd Rather Walk Alone T-Shirt
If I Die on the Kippax Street T-Shirt. With the crime scene chalk lines from ten blue bastards at my feet.
If I Die on the Kippax Street T-Shirt
If You See Any Blue Sh... T-Shirt. ifyouseeanyblueshitthenfuckingwellbootit. Another 70s Manchester United song.
If You See Any Blue Sh... T-Shirt
John O'Shea 90th Minute at Anfield T-Shirt. A quote from the match-winner having done what every United fan dreams of doing, scoring the winner in front of the Kop in the 90th minute: "The 90th minute at Anfield in front of the Kop. Gary Neville just told me that was his dream, and I've just gone and done it"
John O'Shea 90th Minute at Anfield T-Shirt
Kevin Keegan I'd Love It Quote T-Shirt. Celebrating the glorious moment when Keegan lost it. On live TV. To set the scene; Keegan's Newcastle United have just blown a 12 point lead at the top of the table, Manchester United are just a couple of games from yet another title and the whole house of cards is starting to tumble around King Kev's ears. The full bulging-eyed, finger-pointing rant is presented here in all its glory, accompanied by screen-shots taken from the interview. Just in case you may have forgotten, the full text reads: When you do that with footballers like he said about Leeds and when you do things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce, I'm... I... I've kept really quiet but I'll tell you something: he went down in my estimation when he said that. We have not resorted to that. But I'll tell ya, you can tell him now, he'll be watching it: we're still fighting for this title and he's got to go to Middlesbrough and get something and... and... I'll tell ya... honestly... I will luv it if we beat them. Luv it.
Kevin Keegan "I'd Love It" Quote T-Shirt
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club T-Shirt. The long list of Leeds' best players who have seen sense and headed over the better side of the Pennines. Jordan, McQueen, Graham, Irwin, Ferdinand, Smith and, of course, Eric Cantona.
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club T-Shirt
Love United Hate Glazer T-Shirt. Wear this inside or outside Old Trafford to show that your loyalties lie to the club, and not the owner. In a similar graffiti style to that seen elsewhere.
Love United Hate Glazer T-Shirt
LUHG & WATPOAE T-Shirt. In the style of the famous CGBG & OMFUG sign. Standing for Love United, Hate Glazer and We Are The Pride Of All Europe
LUHG & WATPOAE T-Shirt
Manchester City Badge With Balloons: 32 Years T-Shirt. Manchester city: the only club in history to be knocked out of the FA Cup by a balloon. Here we present a variant on city's shiny new club crest; the stars are falling off, the ship is sinking, the legend YCNMIU (You Could Not Make It Up - a fitting motto for our blue brothers if ever there was one) is proudly displayed below and we have two sky or laser blue balloons as the centrepiece, proudly displaying the numbers 3 and 2 in honour of the fact that it will now be at least 32 years during which Manchester city will have won precisely fuck-all.
Manchester City Badge With Balloons: 32 Years T-Shirt
Manchester Is Red T-Shirt. What every Manchester city fan really knows, but will never admit. In this town called Manchester, Man United rule.
Manchester Is Red T-Shirt
Michael Essien Five Points Quote T-Shirt. Chelsea's midfielder gets out his calculator and comes up with this divine bit of prophecy: We are much better than Manchester United. The difference in points in the Premiership is just a coincidence. It's just a matter of days before we are the leaders. I have done my calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table.
Michael Essien "Five Points" Quote T-Shirt
Mnchstr Untd Kill All Dippers T-Shirt. For those who are unaware this is a parody of a Primal Scream cover.
Mnchstr Untd Kill All Dippers T-Shirt
No Proceeds went to Malcolm Glazer T-Shirt. Show your support for the "No Customers: No Profits" campaign by wearing this t-shirt, or drinking from this mug, or usng this mousemat and let everyone know that you are not giving Malcolm Glazer a penny.
No Proceeds went to Malcolm Glazer T-Shirt
Red Devil and Liver Bird T-Shirt. The classic Scousebusting design brought to you by popular request. YSB.
Red Devil and Liver Bird T-Shirt
Roy Keane Alfie Haaland Quote T-Shirt. The line that was banned from Roy Keane's autobiography. Take that, you c.....
Roy Keane "Alfie Haaland" Quote T-Shirt
Roy Keane Role Model T-Shirt. Our captain, Roy Keane, leads by example against Manchester City.
Roy Keane Role Model T-Shirt
Scousespotting T-Shirt. A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
Scousespotting T-Shirt
United Are Greater Than England T-Shirt. Or Manchester United are bigger than England. Or better than England... We all agree.
United Are Greater Than England T-Shirt
United Are Greater Than Glazer T-Shirt. Show the leprechaun that he will never be bigger than the club. Manchester United will never die.
United Are Greater Than Glazer T-Shirt
Wayne Rooney Kes T-Shirt. Wayne Rooney in the style of the V-sign from the famous Kes film poster giving Peter Kenyon some attitude. Fuck you, Kenyon.
Wayne Rooney "Kes" T-Shirt
We All Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds T-Shirt. Altogether now: We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. We all fucking hate Leeds.
We All Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds T-Shirt
We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt. We won it three times, without killing anyone. Not a single person. Our conscience is clean.
We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt
Won't Pay Glazer Wallet . Show Malcolm Glazer, owner of Manchester United, that he will not get his hands on any of the money inside.
Won't Pay Glazer Wallet
You Can Buy The Body, But Not The Soul T-Shirt. Show Malcolm Glazer that although he can buy the business, he can never buy you. Featuring a stylised view of Old Trafford and the words "You Can Buy The Body, But Not The Soul: We'll Never Die".
You Can Buy The Body, But Not The Soul T-Shirt
You Can't Buy Class T-Shirt.
You Can't Buy Class T-Shirt
YSB T-Shirt. Olde English typeface. Confuse the hell out of any scousers.
YSB T-Shirt
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