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Below are all the designs available from TShirtsUnited.com as Ash Men's T-Shirts. Our ash t-shirts are all high quality, heavyweight (200 g/m²) and 100% combed cotton. Featuring: 2.3cm knit collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, fine gauge knit, front coverseaming on collar and tubular body construction for shape retention.

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Eric Cantona Seagulls and Sardines Quote T-Shirt. From the book of Eric, Chapter Seven verse 95: When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Complete with red Jesus sardines. Amen.
Eric Cantona Seagulls and Sardines Quote T-Shirt
Ryan Giggs 700 Games, 10 Titles, 2 European Cups T-Shirt. A celebration of the most successful British player ever to have played football. Over seven hundred appearances for Manchester United, ten times a league champion and twice a champion of Europe. That boy Giggsy: Ryan Giggs.
Ryan Giggs 700 Games, 10 Titles, 2 European Cups T-Shirt
I Love Manchester T-Shirt. Manchester: Capital of the North, seat of the Industrial Revolution. The spiritual home of the Trades Union movement, the home of Engels, Pankhurst and Peterloo. The first and greatest industrial city in the world. Complete with outline silhouette of a map of Manchester. Manchester, we salute you.
I Love Manchester T-Shirt
United Subb T-Shirt. Eleven players. Ten wearing Red shirts, white shorts, black socks, one in green. Simply United.
United Subb T-Shirt
Greater Manchester T-Shirt. Manchester, Salford and Trafford plus Bolton, Bury, Oldham, Rochdale, Stockport, Tameside and Wigan. Truly GREATER Manchester.
Greater Manchester T-Shirt
Eric Cantona Fish T-Shirt. The Jesus Fish re-worked for Eric Cantona, our own holy messiah. What a friend we have in Jesus, he's our saviour from afar, what a friend we have in Jesus, and his name is Cantona. Praise to the lord.
Eric Cantona Fish T-Shirt
Manchester La La La T-Shirt. The call of many a Red in a far-flung location. Man-ches-ter, la la la, Manchester la la la.
Manchester La La La T-Shirt
Barcelona Flares: Next Goal Wins T-Shirt. 26 May 1999. Manchester United have just equalised in the last minute of the European Cup final. This design captures the image of the flares that were lit in the United end at that point - next goal wins.
Barcelona Flares: Next Goal Wins T-Shirt
Manchester Circles T-Shirt. In a 4-4-2 formation, the name of this great city writ large: Manchester. M A N C H E S T E R.
Manchester Circles T-Shirt
Dimitar Berbatov T-Shirt. A retro design featuring the name of Manchester United's Bulgarian centre-forward written in Cyrillic text along with the legend Dimitar Berbatov: United.
Dimitar Berbatov T-Shirt
Republic of Mancunia Manchester Districts T-Shirt. Show your heritage with this Northern Soul style fist design complete with the name of a Mancunian district of your choice (for all the pedants out there, we have included all the districts of the City of Manchester, Trafford and Salford plus - by request - Middleton, Prestwich and Whitefield). Choose the district of your choice from Altrincham, Ancoats, Ardwick, Beswick, Blackley, Bowden, Bradford, Burnage, Cadishead, Carrington, Cheetham, Chorlton on Medlock, Chorlton-cum-Hardy, Clayton, Collyhurst, Crumpsall, Didsbury, Dunham Massey, Eccles, Fallowfield, Gorton, Hale, Harpurhey, Hulme, Irlam, Levenshulme, Longsight, Lower Broughton, Middleton, Miles Platting, Moss Side, Moston, Newton Heath, Northenden, Old Trafford, Openshaw, Partington, Pendlebury, Prestwich, Rusholme, Sale, Salford, Stretford, Swinton, Urmston, Victoria Park, Warburton, Whalley Range, Whitefield, Withington, Worsley and Wythenshawe.<br>We think we've covered every district in Manchester, Salford and Trafford, but if you would like to include an area not featured, please select the Your District option from the bottom of the list and enter your required district in the comments section of the address page when completing your order.
Republic of Mancunia Manchester Districts T-Shirt
Duncan Edwards The Greatest T-Shirt. A class quote from Jimmy Murphy, Sir Matt's number two, on the late, great Duncan Edwards: When I used to hear Muhammed Ali proclaim to the world he was the greatest I used to smile. You see, the greatest of them all was an English footballer named Duncan Edwards
Duncan Edwards "The Greatest" T-Shirt
European, British, English, Mancunian T-Shirt. Display your Manchester heritage with pride: not European, not British, not English, just Mancunian.
European, British, English, Mancunian T-Shirt
Pride of All Europe, Cock of the North T-Shirt. A Mancunian cockerel resplendent in Red and White Manchester United bar-scarf. We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the north.
Pride of All Europe, Cock of the North T-Shirt
The Class of '68 T-Shirt. Bobby and Nobby and Denis and Paddy and Georgie and the rest, led by the great Sir Matt Busby. The first English team to win the European Cup. The Class of 1968.
The Class of '68 T-Shirt
Republic of Mancunia Northern Soul T-Shirt. Based on the classic northern soul fist image, we've adapted this design for anyone who feels the soul of Manchester United within them. True Northern Soul.
Republic of Mancunia Northern Soul T-Shirt
Wembley 1968 European Cup Final Ticket T-Shirt. A reproduction of the ticket from that fine day in May. We went down to Wembley one fine day in May, United supporters so loyal, so gay, and when it was over and when it was done, we'd beaten Benfica by four goals to one. The first was by Bobby, he out-jumped the rest, the second was scored by wee Georgie Best, the crowd were all chanting well I never did, and the third goal was scored by young Brian Kidd. The crowd were all singing for they wanted more, so Bobby obliged by making it four, a night to remember, a team to recall, the great Man United the greatest of all.
Wembley 1968 European Cup Final Ticket T-Shirt
Moscow 2008 Champions League Final Ticket T-Shirt. The ticket from the match which saw Manchester United crowned champions of Europe for the third time. Moscow 21 May 2008.
Moscow 2008 Champions League Final Ticket T-Shirt
Nemanja Vidic T-Shirt. Featuring the dead-eyed stare of our Serbian assassin in conjunction with a quote about the great Balkan centre-back. Choose from:<br> If you woke up this morning it is because Nemanja Vidic spared your life.<br> In an average room there are 1243 objects that Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you. Including the room itself.<br> Nemanja Vidic would have built Rome in a day.<br> The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is pain.<br> Nemanja Vidic once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun. And won.<br> Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. No one dared question his motives.<br> Nemanja Vidic once killed four birds with half a stone. (What's that? There's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either)
Nemanja Vidic T-Shirt
I Belong To Eric T-Shirt. Forget that Jesus Christ bloke. Show your devotion to the true Lord. What a friend we have in Jesus, he's our saviour from afar, what a friend we have in Jesus, and his name is Cantona. Eric Cantona, the messiah.
I Belong To Eric T-Shirt
Joe Jordan T-Shirt. Manchester United's famous toothless late-70s frontman. Signed from Leeds for half a million: Joe, Joe, Joe Jordan.
Joe Jordan T-Shirt
M16 0RA Manchester T-Shirt. The postcode of Old Trafford football ground, Manchester. Our spiritual home.
M16 0RA Manchester T-Shirt
0161 In The Area T-Shirt. Manchester, England. 0161. In the area.
0161 In The Area T-Shirt
Caution: John Terry T-Shirt. The famous caution: slippery surface sign spoof capturing the moment that Chelsea's John Terry handed the European Cup to Manchester United.
Caution: John Terry T-Shirt
I Love EC T-Shirt. New York? No thanks. Manchester all the way, along with King Eric Cantona. We love him.
I Love EC T-Shirt
Wayne Rooney Kes T-Shirt. Wayne Rooney in the style of the V-sign from the famous Kes film poster giving Peter Kenyon some attitude. Fuck you, Kenyon.
Wayne Rooney "Kes" T-Shirt
Absolut United T-Shirt. Absolutely 100% proof United. Champions of Europe 2008. Officially the best team on the continent.
Absolut United T-Shirt
68 99 08 T-Shirt. A retro style t-shirt design depicting the three occasions that Manchester United have conquered Europe. 1968 vs Benfica, 1999 vs Bayern Munich and 2008 vs Chelsea.
68 99 08 T-Shirt
Old Trafford Longitude and Latitude T-Shirt. 53:27:45 north by 2:17:28 west. The exact location of the centre-spot at Old Trafford football ground, Manchester, United Kingdom. So you can always find the way home.
Old Trafford Longitude and Latitude T-Shirt
Champions 2008 Cola T-Shirt. Manchester United: League Champions 2007-2008 in the style of a cola-esque logo.
Champions 2008 Cola T-Shirt
Manchester United 17 Titles T-Shirt T-Shirt. Seventeen down and one to go! Every league title that United has won: 1908, 1911, 1952, 1956, 1957, 1965, 1967, 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007 and 2008. UN17ED.
Manchester United 17 Titles T-Shirt T-Shirt
Vidiprinter Champions 2008 T-Shirt. Our classic Vidiprinter design is given a re-work for Manchester United's 2008 championship-winning season. In the style of the BBC vidiprinter which traditionally whirred out the results at 4:45pm on a Saturday, the full text reads: 11 May 2008 4:45pm: Fergie 10 (ten) Wenger 3, Giggs 10 (ten) Shearer 1, Manchester United 0 Manchester City 16 (managers departed since 1986). 4:47pm: Scholes 8 (eight) Gerrard 0
Vidiprinter Champions 2008 T-Shirt
Definitely the Best Team In England T-Shirt. A spoof on the Carlsberg logo and slogan. Manchester United, league champions 2008; definitely the best team in England.
Definitely the Best Team In England T-Shirt
Four At The Back (Small Print) T-Shirt. Manchester United's philosophy summed-up. Four at the back, two down the wings, two in the middle, two up front. Simply United. (this design is also available as a less subtle large print)
Four At The Back (Small Print) T-Shirt
Cristiano and Wayne and Carlos and Paul T-Shirt. Three of the most talented and most exciting young players in the game today that we have the privilege of watching week-in, week-out: Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez, and one of the most down-to-earth but supreme talents that Manchester United has ever seen: United's own Paul Scholes.
Cristiano and Wayne and Carlos and Paul T-Shirt
Manchester United Clean Up Again Champions 2008 T-Shirt. Depicting a Manchester United fan tipping Liverpool's liver bird into a waste bin Keep Britain Tidy style.
Manchester United Clean Up Again Champions 2008 T-Shirt
Four At The Back (Large Print) T-Shirt. Manchester United's philosophy summed-up. Four at the back, two down the wings, two in the middle, two up front. Simply United. (this design is also available as a subtle small print)
Four At The Back (Large Print) T-Shirt
Sir Alex Ferguson Soviet Poster Moscow 2008 T-Shirt. The supreme leader is shown here guiding the proletariat Manchester United supporters towards the promised land of Champions League glory. Fergie is depicted in the style of a Soviet propaganda poster, steering the good ship United whilst the flag of Mancunia flies in the background. The slogan around the design reads, in a pseudo Cyrillic font, All hail the Supreme Leader as he steers us bravely forwards on to victory!. The place, Moscow, and the date, 21/05/08, are to the side.
Sir Alex Ferguson Soviet Poster Moscow 2008 T-Shirt
Moscow 08 T-Shirt. This design is based on the classic logo for the 1980 Moscow Olympics, updated for Manchester United's 2008 Champions League final appearance.
Moscow 08 T-Shirt
Red Army Moscow 21-05-08 T-Shirt. A design for the 2008 Champions League Final. It incorporates the word Moscow written in Russian along with the date of the 2008 European Cup Final: 21 May 2008. Above are the words Red Army, signifying both the old Soviet army and Manchester United's own army of support.
Red Army Moscow 21-05-08 T-Shirt
Mancunia Red Army Invasion of Moscow T-Shirt. Featuring the classic hammer and sickle icon of the Soviet Union, this 2008 Champions League Final design features the legend Mancunia Red Army Invasion of Moscow 2008 around a red star.
Mancunia Red Army Invasion of Moscow T-Shirt
Scarface Viva Ronaldo T-Shirt. Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United footballer. Pictured here looking menacing as Tony Montana from the film Scarface. Sey hello to my little friend. Viva Ronaldo.
Scarface Viva Ronaldo T-Shirt
Mark Hughes Cup Winners Cup Final Goal T-Shirt. 15th May 1991, Rotterdam. Manchester United 1-0 up against the mighty Barcelona in the final of the European Cup Winners' Cup. Hughes, onside. And a chance for another one here... maybe not now... Yes there is! A fantastic goal by Hughes
Mark Hughes Cup Winners Cup Final Goal T-Shirt
1999 Champions League Final Line-Up T-Shirt. The line-up from the most famous game in Manchester United's history: the 1999 Champions' League Final between United and Bayern Munich in which Manchester United became the first ever, and so far the only, English club to win the treble.. Peter Schmeichel, Gary Neville, Jaap Stam, Ronny Johnsen, Denis Irwin, Ryan Giggs, Nicky Butt, David Beckham, Jesper Blomqvist, Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke and, of course, Teddy Sheringham and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Complete with the date, 26 May 1999; the place, Nou Camp, Barcelona, and the score: Manchester United 2 Bayern Munich 1.
1999 Champions League Final Line-Up T-Shirt
On The Seventh Day God Created Manchester T-Shirt. And God said, Let us make Manchester in our image, after our likeness: and let it have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth around Liverpool. So God created Manchester in his own image. And God blessed Manchester, and God said unto it, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
On The Seventh Day God Created Manchester T-Shirt
1968 European Cup Final Line-Up T-Shirt. The line-up from the match that saw Manchester United crowned the first ever English champions of Europe. Alex Stepney, Shay Brennan, Tony Dunne, Paddy Crerand, Bill Foulkes, Nobby Stiles, George Best, Brian Kidd, Bobby Charlton, David Sadler and John Aston. Plus, of course, the greatest manager in the history of the game: Sir Matt Busby. Manchester United 4, Benfica 1. Wembley Stadium, 1968.
1968 European Cup Final Line-Up T-Shirt
Republic Of Mancunia Cuba Flag T-Shirt. In the style of the famous Stone Roses Union Jack and in the colours of Manchester United and the Republic of Mancunia: red, white and black. Hasta la victoria siempre.
Republic Of Mancunia Cuba Flag T-Shirt
Viva Ronaldo T-Shirt. A tribute to one of the most skilful, entertaining and exciting players on the planet: Manchester United's own Cristiano Ronaldo. Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo, running down the wing, hear United sing, viva Ronaldo.
Viva Ronaldo T-Shirt
1977 FA Cup Final Line-Up T-Shirt. The classic scousebusting line-up from the 1977 FA Cup Final victory over Liverpool. Tommy Doc's finest hour, ably assisted by Jimmy Nicholl, Arthur Albiston, Sammy McIlroy, Brian Greenhoff, Martin Buchan, Steve Coppell, Jimmy Greenhoff, Stuart Pearson, Lou Macari and, King of Cockneys, Gordon Hill. Manchester United 2 Liverpool 1.
1977 FA Cup Final Line-Up T-Shirt
1985 FA Cup Final Line-Up T-Shirt. Ten-man United's victorious line-up from the 1985 FA Cup Final against Everton. Whiteside's curled one. Ron Atkinson's scousebusters, featuring the full line-up for Manchester United: Gary Bailey, John Gidman, Arthur Albiston, Norman Whiteside, Paul McGrath, Kevin Moran, Bryan Robson, Gordon Strachan, Mark Hughes, Frank Stapleton, Jesper Olsen and Mike Duxbury.
1985 FA Cup Final Line-Up T-Shirt
Barcelona 26/05/99 T-Shirt. The original treble t-shirt. The date and place of the greatest night in Manchester United history. The Nou Camp, Barcelona; 26th May 1999. Champions of England, FA Cup Winners and Champions of Europe. In the colours of Barcelona.
Barcelona 26/05/99 T-Shirt
Bitter Definition T-Shirt. The definition of a Manchester City fan, A.K.A a Bitter. adj. difficult or unpleasant to accept or admit. n. a thing that is bitter, a City fan.
Bitter Definition T-Shirt
Manchester United UNITED T-Shirt. Nearly a hundred names, items, phrases and dates from the history of Manchester United, some legendary, some infamous but all that have gone on to form part of the very fabric of our great club, arranged and coloured to spell out the single word: United. From Bank Street to Old Trafford, from Rotterdam 91 to 26 May 1999 and from Billy Meredith to Paul Scholes this is what makes Manchester United. The full roll-call: Eric Cantona, Arthur Albiston, Bryan Robson, Ryan Giggs, Joe Jordan, The Forecourt, Red Army, Ralph Milne, Steve Bruce, Any Spares?, Sammy McIlroy, Jimmy Greenhoff, Billy Meredith, Arnold Mühren, Stuart Pearson, Johnny Carey, B.F.R., Scousebusters, Eddie Colman, Gary Pallister, 26/05/1999, William Prunier, Tommy Taylor, Dennis Viollet, Charlie Roberts, K Stand, Gordon Hill, Busby Babes, Jim Holton, Tony Dunne, Sir Alex Ferguson, Paul McGrath, Norman Whiteside, Old Trafford, Tommy Docherty, David Beckham, Walking Down The Warwick Road, Peter Schmeichel, Bill Foulkes, Mary Brown, J Stand, Paddy Crerand, Rotterdam 91, Gary Neville, Stretford End, Denis Irwin, Les Sealey, Brian Kidd, Bobby Charlton, Scoreboard Paddock, Nobby Stiles, 29/05/1968, Jimmy Murphy, Teddy Sheringham, Bank Street, 06/02/1958, Sir Matt Busby, Denis Law, Remi Moses, Harry Gregg, Roy Keane, Steve Coppell, Lou Macari, Roger Byrne, United Road, Paul Scholes, Token Sheets, Gordon McQueen, Mark Hughes, Newton Heath, Andrei Kanchelskis, Duncan Edwards, Charlie Mitten, 21/05/1977, George Best, Martin Buchan, ICJ, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Brian McClair, Jaap Stam, Jesper Olsen, Louis Rocca, They Always Score
Manchester United UNITED T-Shirt
I'd Rather Walk Alone T-Shirt. The only good liver bird is a dead liver bird. Complete with devil’s trident. The emblem of Liverpool slain by the devil of Manchester United. You’ll never walk alone? No thanks.
I'd Rather Walk Alone T-Shirt
Eric Cantona Manchester Quote T-Shirt. United’s king, Eric Cantona, defines his love for the great city of Manchester and its people: I feel close to the rebelliousness and vigour of the youth here. Perhaps time will separate us, but nobody can deny that here, behind the windows of Manchester, there is an insane love of football, of celebration and of music.
Eric Cantona Manchester Quote T-Shirt
The Class of '99 T-Shirt. From the greatest season in Manchester United’s history: every player who pulled on the red shirt to help bring home the treble. Listed in order of appearances, from Peter Schmeichel to Ronny Wallwork via David Beckham, Roy Keane, Jaap Stam, Denis Irwin and, yes, Jordi Cruyff. The Premier League Champions, FA Cup winners and European Champions: The Class of '99.
The Class of '99 T-Shirt
Rio Ferdinand T-Shirt. A spoof of the famous Franz Ferdinand You Could Have It Much Better album cover, itself based on the work of Russian artist Alexander Rodchenko. United's centre-back Rio Ferdinand.
Rio Ferdinand T-Shirt
Nobby Stiles Here's Nobby T-Shirt. The toughest Manchester United footballer of the 1960s doing a passable impression of a psychotic Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Heeeeere’s Nobby!
Nobby Stiles Here's Nobby T-Shirt
Pele Good, Maradona Better, George Best T-Shirt. The great George Best in his 60s heyday for Manchester United . The greatest player ever to have graced the game: Pele good, Maradona better, George Best.
Pele Good, Maradona Better, George Best T-Shirt
I Was Born Under The Stretford End T-Shirt. An image of a packed Stretford End of days gone by, accompanied by a line from the famous terrace song: I was born under the Stretford End. Left-side, right-side or tunnel?
I Was Born Under The Stretford End T-Shirt
We All Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds T-Shirt. Altogether now: We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. We all fucking hate Leeds.
We All Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds T-Shirt
Doc's Red Army UK Tour 1974-75 T-Shirt. The Red Army on tour from the famous Division 2 season of 1974-75. Featuring every away game played that season along with the date and location marked on the map. For anyone who was there, or anyone who just wishes that they were. Coming soon to a town near you - you're gonna get your fucking heads kicked-in!
Doc's Red Army UK Tour 1974-75 T-Shirt
Anderson Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. Manchester United's box-to-box midfield general. Inspired by the famous Jesus Is My Homeboy t-shirts in homage to United's dreadlocked maestro.
Anderson Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Norman Whiteside F.E.A.R. T-Shirt. Inspired by F.E.A.R. by former Stone Roses frontman and top Red Ian Brown and featuring the apt moniker Fuck Everything And Rumble taken from a line in the song, this t-shirt shows a classic 1980s picture of Norman Whiteside doing what he does best against Newcastle United.
Norman Whiteside F.E.A.R. T-Shirt
Old Trafford Football Ground T-Shirt. A diagram taken from a pre-Taylor Report Old Trafford showing the configuration of the ground as it was in the days before the curse of the all-seater stadium. All the original stands are shown, from A to K, plus the terraced areas of the Stretford End, United Road Paddock and the Scoreboard Paddock.
Old Trafford Football Ground T-Shirt
Manchester United Number 7s T-Shirt. A collection of players who have proudly worn the Manchester United number 7 shirt over the past five decades: George Best (United number 7 from 1963 to 1974), Steve Coppell (1975 to 1983), Bryan Robson (1981 to 1994), Eric Cantona (1992 to 1997), David Beckham (1993 to 2003) and Cristiano Ronaldo (2003-??).
Manchester United Number 7s T-Shirt
Manchester City Badge With Balloons: 32 Years T-Shirt. Manchester city: the only club in history to be knocked out of the FA Cup by a balloon. Here we present a variant on city's shiny new club crest; the stars are falling off, the ship is sinking, the legend YCNMIU (You Could Not Make It Up - a fitting motto for our blue brothers if ever there was one) is proudly displayed below and we have two sky or laser blue balloons as the centrepiece, proudly displaying the numbers 3 and 2 in honour of the fact that it will now be at least 32 years during which Manchester city will have won precisely fuck-all.
Manchester City Badge With Balloons: 32 Years T-Shirt
Kevin Keegan I'd Love It Quote T-Shirt. Celebrating the glorious moment when Keegan lost it. On live TV. To set the scene; Keegan's Newcastle United have just blown a 12 point lead at the top of the table, Manchester United are just a couple of games from yet another title and the whole house of cards is starting to tumble around King Kev's ears. The full bulging-eyed, finger-pointing rant is presented here in all its glory, accompanied by screen-shots taken from the interview. Just in case you may have forgotten, the full text reads: When you do that with footballers like he said about Leeds and when you do things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce, I'm... I... I've kept really quiet but I'll tell you something: he went down in my estimation when he said that. We have not resorted to that. But I'll tell ya, you can tell him now, he'll be watching it: we're still fighting for this title and he's got to go to Middlesbrough and get something and... and... I'll tell ya... honestly... I will luv it if we beat them. Luv it.
Kevin Keegan "I'd Love It" Quote T-Shirt
Bitterspotting T-Shirt. A 'tribute' to our old friends Manchester City in a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose city. Choose over thirty years without a major trophy. Choose a corrupt, embezzling, former politician with a suspect human rights record for an owner and consider him a messiah. Choose a council stadium bought for you with money from local taxpayers. Choose to change your kit colour, ground and badge within the space of five years and then harp on about your sense of history and tradition. Choose Munich 58. Choose Frank Swift. Choose Sven Goran Eriksson and wondering where the fuck you are on a Saturday afternoon. Choose Franny Lee, Alan Ball and Gerry Creaney. Choose £1.4million for Steve Daley. Choose five different managers in a season. Choose Colin Bell over George Best. Choose total, abject failure at the end of it all, blaming and hounding your manager, your chairman, your players, nothing but an embarrassment to the majority of the city from which you hail. Choose your future. Choose city.
Bitterspotting T-Shirt
Scousespotting T-Shirt. A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
Scousespotting T-Shirt
Giggs Will Tear You Apart Pulsar T-Shirt. A picture of the CP1919 pulsar. The image was later appropriated by Joy Division for the cover of their 1979 album, Unknown Pleasures and, on our design, features the legend Giggs Will Tear You Apart in homage to the modern-day legend, Ryan Giggs.
Giggs Will Tear You Apart Pulsar T-Shirt
And Number One Was Georgie Best T-Shirt. Probably the best player to have ever pulled on a Manchester United shirt: the late, great George Best. Pictured here in his younger days and featuring a line from the United fans' ode to him: and number one was Georgie Best...
And Number One Was Georgie Best T-Shirt
One Love: Stretford End T-Shirt. An amazing picture of a packed Stretford End at Old Trafford from decades past. The true soul of the Manchester United support.
One Love: Stretford End T-Shirt
Giggs Will Tear You Apart T-Shirt. An image of a young Ryan Giggs from about the time he first became a Manchester United regular. From 17 year-old starlet to 21st century superstar via ten championships, four FA Cups and two Champions League winners medals. Giggs will tear you apart.
Giggs Will Tear You Apart T-Shirt
Carlos Tevez Argentina T-Shirt. A t-shirt for our Argentine hero. A classic image of Manchester United's New Maradona complete with his trademark number 32.
Carlos Tevez "Argentina" T-Shirt
Tony Wilson T-Shirt. Love him or hate him, he was the man known simply as Mr Manchester. The late Anthony H. Wilson, the man who signed both Joy Division and the Happy Mondays, founder of the Ha
Tony Wilson T-Shirt
Sir Alex Ferguson Football, Bloody Hell T-Shirt. 26 May 1999, Nou Camp, Barcelona. Alex Ferguson has just seen the greatest ever achievement in British football realised
Sir Alex Ferguson "Football, Bloody Hell" T-Shirt
Bobby & George & Denis & Nobby T-Shirt. The stars of Manchester United's great side of the 60s. Two league Championships and one European Cup, thank-you very much Bobby Charlton, George Best, Denis Law and Nobby Stiles.
Bobby & George & Denis & Nobby T-Shirt
Pele George Best Quote T-Shirt. A quote from the great Brazilian about his even greater Northern Irish contemporary: George Best was the greatest player in the world
Pele "George Best" Quote T-Shirt
Eusebio And I Say Kiddo T-Shirt. Kiddo, Kiddo, I don't know why Eusebio I say Kiddo. Manchester United 1960s terrace song in honour of the Collyhurst lad, Brian Kidd.
Eusebio And I Say Kiddo T-Shirt
Eric Cantona Stencil T-Shirt. A classic stencilled depiction of the great Eric The King, leader of our football team, in typical pose.
Eric Cantona Stencil T-Shirt
Denis The King T-Shirt. Denis Law, original King of the Stretford End. 236 goals in 393 matches
Denis The King T-Shirt
Roy Keane Stencil T-Shirt. A stylised Roy Keane
Roy Keane Stencil T-Shirt
We Hate Humans T-Shirt. A Red Army slogan beloved of rampaging mobs of 1970s Manchester United supporters.
We Hate Humans T-Shirt
United Colours of Manchester T-Shirt. Depicting the United Nations that is Manchester United's squad. This design will be updated to take into account any arrivals and departures to and from Manchester United's first-team.
United Colours of Manchester T-Shirt
Sir Matt Busby Statue T-Shirt. The Father of the Republic of Mancunia. This t-shirt design depicts an image of the statue of the great Sir Matt Busby which stands outside Old Trafford.
Sir Matt Busby Statue T-Shirt
United Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Priorities, priorities. Make sure that the position that Manchester United holds in your life is clear for all to see.
United Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt. We won it three times, without killing anyone. Not a single person. Our conscience is clean.
We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt
United: The Religion T-Shirt. Based on the Stretford End banner, itself based on a famous banner hung in the original Stretford End. Manchester United: The Religion
United: The Religion T-Shirt
Nemanja Vidic Clockwork T-Shirt. Being the adventures of a young defender whose principal interests are United, ultra-violence and Serbia.
Nemanja Vidic Clockwork T-Shirt
Rooney The White Pele T-Shirt. Wayne Rooney, in the words of Pele himself. The White Pele.
Rooney "The White Pele" T-Shirt
Vidic If He Dies, He Dies T-Shirt. The hardest man in Serbia. Manchester United\'s own Nemanja Vidic with his own peculiar take on life...and death.
Vidic "If He Dies, He Dies" T-Shirt
Bobby Charlton T-Shirt. Manchester United's highest ever goalscorer. England's highest ever goalscorer. European Footballer of the Year. Sir Bobby Charlton: what more can you say?
Bobby Charlton T-Shirt
Red Devil and Liver Bird T-Shirt. The classic Scousebusting design brought to you by popular request. YSB.
Red Devil and Liver Bird T-Shirt
Manchester Hacienda Style T-Shirt. Manchester presented in the classic Hacienda-style yellow and black logo. Class.
Manchester Hacienda Style T-Shirt
Glazers Must Go T-Shirt. The "Manc" Street Preachers' album cover. Featuring Bryan, Avi and Joel Glazer looking not unlike central characters in Deliverance. The Glazers Must Go.
Glazers Must Go T-Shirt
As The Reds Go Marching On T-Shirt. Every Manchester United league title to date. Just in case anyone asks who we are.
As The Reds Go Marching On T-Shirt
Manchester Coat of Arms T-Shirt. The coat of arms of the city of Manchester - as emblazoned on the shirts of Manchester United when they won the 1968 European Cup (or indeed any Man United team before the 70s).
Manchester Coat of Arms T-Shirt
Wonderfuel Gas T-Shirt. One of the symbols of the old Stretford End familiar to any 80s Old Trafford veteran: the Wonderfuel Gas sign.
Wonderfuel Gas T-Shirt
Republic of Mancunia: Manchester Skyline T-Shirt. Styalised modern-day skyline of the Republic.
Republic of Mancunia: Manchester Skyline T-Shirt
LUHG & WATPOAE T-Shirt. In the style of the famous CGBG & OMFUG sign. Standing for Love United, Hate Glazer and We Are The Pride Of All Europe
LUHG & WATPOAE T-Shirt
32 Years T-Shirt. 29 February 1976 was the date. Over 30 years have ticked-by since that time and still Manchester City have not won a single trophy. This design is based on the Stretford End banner.
32 Years T-Shirt
Veni - Vidi - Vidic T-Shirt. Nemanja Vidic, Serbia & Montenegro international defender who you wouldn't like to meet down a dark alley. He came, he saw, he kicked their heads in.
Veni - Vidi - Vidic T-Shirt
20 Legend T-Shirt. A supporters' tribute to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. A similar banner hangs at the Stretford End at Old Trafford in honour of one of the modern-day legends at the club.
20 Legend T-Shirt
Manchester Über Alles T-Shirt. Manchester above everything. A phrase borrowed from the Germans via the Dead Kennedys that sums up Manchester United perfectly.
Manchester Über Alles T-Shirt
Barcelona 1999 European Cup Final Ticket T-Shirt. A life-size reproduction of the ticket from the match that changed history: Manchester United 2, Bayern Munich 1 - 26th May 1999.
Barcelona 1999 European Cup Final Ticket T-Shirt
0161 T-Shirt. Capturing the moment that Eric Cantona transformed from mere all-time Manchester United legend into a deity. Featuring the Manchester dialling code: 0161.
0161 T-Shirt
Ian Brown Everything Except A Beach T-Shirt. King Monkey, Ian Brown, late of the Stone Roses with a classic quote: Manchester's got everything except a beach.
Ian Brown "Everything Except A Beach" T-Shirt
Republic of Mancunia Russian T-Shirt. The original t-shirt of the Republic of Mancunia - Manchester United supporters' own utopia. Features Cyrillic text face similar to the banner that hangs at the Stretford End.
Republic of Mancunia Russian T-Shirt
God Is Seven T-Shirt. One for fans of the Pixies: If man is five, and the devil is six, then god is seven - Best, Robson, Cantona.
God Is Seven T-Shirt
Patrice Evra Ready T-Shirt. Because he'll keep on running all day.
Patrice Evra Ready T-Shirt
FCUM - Ford Spoof T-Shirt. FC United of Manchester: FCUM. In the style of a popular automobile manufacturer. Margy's Transit, perhaps?
FCUM - Ford Spoof T-Shirt
0161 Manchester Is Red T-Shirt. A reminder for our blue brethren of the true colour of Manchester.
0161 Manchester Is Red T-Shirt
Edwin van der Sar T-Shirt. Manchester United's best goalkeeper since Schmeichel. Edwin: the lanky stick-man with massive hands...
Edwin van der Sar T-Shirt
ICJ: To Pay is To Fail T-Shirt. For anyone who holds the Inter City Jibbers and their exploits close to heart. Anyone who takes a, shall we say, "pragmatic" approach to paying for public transport.
ICJ: To Pay is To Fail T-Shirt
South Korea Park T-Shirt. Park Ji Sung in the style of a famous satirical cartoon character. Our South Korean dynamo is depicted clutching a sign reading "South Korea Park".
South Korea Park T-Shirt
Eric Cantona Barcode T-Shirt. An ASCII representation of Eric Cantona's name in barcode form. Includes the years 1992-1997
Eric Cantona Barcode T-Shirt
FCUM All. Here Comes Punk Football T-Shirt. A spoof on the famous Sex Pistols "Never Mind the Bollocks" album cover. FC United's philosophy has been compared to punk football, so we thought that this design would be appropriate. A donation will be made to FC United of Manchester for each one sold.
FCUM All. Here Comes Punk Football T-Shirt
If I Die on the Kippax Street T-Shirt. With the crime scene chalk lines from ten blue bastards at my feet.
If I Die on the Kippax Street T-Shirt
Clayton Blackmore Sexual Positions T-Shirt. A star of United's late 80s and early 90s teams, Clayton Blackmore scored, amongst others, a fantastic, and crucial, free kick against Montpellier in the away leg of the European Cup Winners' Cup quarter final in 1991. However, he was even more legendary for, erm, 'other' activities.
Clayton Blackmore Sexual Positions T-Shirt
You Can Buy The Body, But Not The Soul T-Shirt. Show Malcolm Glazer that although he can buy the business, he can never buy you. Featuring a stylised view of Old Trafford and the words "You Can Buy The Body, But Not The Soul: We'll Never Die".
You Can Buy The Body, But Not The Soul T-Shirt