Bitterspotting White Kids' T-Shirt

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A 'tribute' to our old friends Manchester City in a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose city. Choose over thirty years without a major trophy. Choose a corrupt, embezzling, former politician with a suspect human rights record for an owner and consider him a messiah. Choose a council stadium bought for you with money from local taxpayers. Choose to change your kit colour, ground and badge within the space of five years and then harp on about your sense of history and tradition. Choose "Munich 58". Choose Frank Swift. Choose Sven Goran Eriksson and wondering where the fuck you are on a Saturday afternoon. Choose Franny Lee, Alan Ball and Gerry Creaney. Choose £1.4million for Steve Daley. Choose five different managers in a season. Choose Colin Bell over George Best. Choose total, abject failure at the end of it all, blaming and hounding your manager, your chairman, your players, nothing but an embarrassment to the majority of the city from which you hail. Choose your future. Choose city.

This design has been tagged: city, film, funny, offensive, parody, trainspotting

About TShirtsUnited.com's White Kids' T-Shirts.

Our white kids' t-shirts are all high quality, heavyweight (175 g/m²) and 100% ringspun cotton. Featuring: 2cm collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, fine guage knit, front coverseaming on collar and tubular body construction for shape retention.

1-2 years:

Chest: 24"

3-4 years:

Chest: 26"

5-6 years:

Chest: 28"

7-8 years:

Chest: 30"

9-10 years:

Chest: 32"

11-12 years:

Chest: 34"