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Alex Ferguson Challenge Quote T-Shirt. My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that - Sir Alex Ferguson, quoted in an interview with the Guardian in 2002.
Alex Ferguson "Challenge" Quote T-Shirt
Bertie Mee and Matt Busby T-Shirt. As in the song. The conversation between Sir Matt Busby and Bertie Mee that all Manchester United fans hope once happened.
Bertie Mee and Matt Busby T-Shirt
Bitterspotting T-Shirt. A 'tribute' to our old friends Manchester City in a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose city. Choose over thirty years without a major trophy. Choose a corrupt, embezzling, former politician with a suspect human rights record for an owner and consider him a messiah. Choose a council stadium bought for you with money from local taxpayers. Choose to change your kit colour, ground and badge within the space of five years and then harp on about your sense of history and tradition. Choose Munich 58. Choose Frank Swift. Choose Sven Goran Eriksson and wondering where the fuck you are on a Saturday afternoon. Choose Franny Lee, Alan Ball and Gerry Creaney. Choose £1.4million for Steve Daley. Choose five different managers in a season. Choose Colin Bell over George Best. Choose total, abject failure at the end of it all, blaming and hounding your manager, your chairman, your players, nothing but an embarrassment to the majority of the city from which you hail. Choose your future. Choose city.
Bitterspotting T-Shirt
Clayton Blackmore Sexual Positions T-Shirt. A star of United's late 80s and early 90s teams, Clayton Blackmore scored, amongst others, a fantastic, and crucial, free kick against Montpellier in the away leg of the European Cup Winners' Cup quarter final in 1991. However, he was even more legendary for, erm, 'other' activities.
Clayton Blackmore Sexual Positions T-Shirt
If You See Any Blue Sh... T-Shirt. ifyouseeanyblueshitthenfuckingwellbootit. Another 70s Manchester United song.
If You See Any Blue Sh... T-Shirt
Manchester: Scouse-Free Zone T-Shirt. Greater Manchester: a city proudly free of vermin. Keep those dirty liver birds out.
Manchester: Scouse-Free Zone T-Shirt
Norman Whiteside F.E.A.R. T-Shirt. Inspired by F.E.A.R. by former Stone Roses frontman and top Red Ian Brown and featuring the apt moniker Fuck Everything And Rumble taken from a line in the song, this t-shirt shows a classic 1980s picture of Norman Whiteside doing what he does best against Newcastle United.
Norman Whiteside F.E.A.R. T-Shirt
Roy Keane Alfie Haaland Quote T-Shirt. The line that was banned from Roy Keane's autobiography. Take that, you c.....
Roy Keane "Alfie Haaland" Quote T-Shirt
Scousespotting T-Shirt. A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
Scousespotting T-Shirt
Wayne Rooney Kes T-Shirt. Wayne Rooney in the style of the V-sign from the famous Kes film poster giving the world some attitude. Yes. Fucking Yes.
Wayne Rooney "Kes" T-Shirt
Wayne Rooney: What Fucking What T-Shirt. Taking inspiration from Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen imagery, Manchester United's own punk footballer, the one and only Wayne Rooney, providing a cheeky aside to camera having put United into the lead.
Wayne Rooney: What Fucking What T-Shirt
We All Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds T-Shirt. Altogether now: We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. Leeds and Leeds and Leeds. We all fucking hate Leeds.
We All Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds T-Shirt
We Are The Pride Of All Europe 2 square T-Shirt. Complete lyrics, in a 2 square: We are just one of those teams, That you see now and then, We often score six, But we seldom score ten, We beat 'em at home, And we beat 'em away, We kill any bastards, That get in our way. We are the pride of all Europe, The cock of the North, We hate the Scousers, And Cockneys of course (and Leeds), We are United, Without any doubt, We are the Manchester boys.
We Are The Pride Of All Europe 2" square T-Shirt
We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt. We won it three times, without killing anyone. Not a single person. Our conscience is clean.
We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt