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32 Years T-Shirt. 29 February 1976 was the date. Over 30 years have ticked-by since that time and still Manchester City have not won a single trophy. This design is based on the Stretford End banner.
32 Years T-Shirt
Alex Ferguson Challenge Quote T-Shirt. My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that - Sir Alex Ferguson, quoted in an interview with the Guardian in 2002.
Alex Ferguson "Challenge" Quote T-Shirt
Alex Ferguson Choking On Vomit Quote T-Shirt. Never let is be said that Fergie ever holds back how he feels: I can understand why clubs come away from Anfield choking on their own vomit and biting their tongues knowing they have been done by the referee - Sir Alex Ferguson
Alex Ferguson "Choking On Vomit" Quote T-Shirt
Anderson Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. Manchester United's box-to-box midfield general. Inspired by the famous Jesus Is My Homeboy t-shirts in homage to United's dreadlocked maestro.
Anderson Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Bertie Mee and Matt Busby T-Shirt. As in the song. The conversation between Sir Matt Busby and Bertie Mee that all Manchester United fans hope once happened.
Bertie Mee and Matt Busby T-Shirt
Bitter Definition T-Shirt. The definition of a Manchester City fan, A.K.A a Bitter. adj. difficult or unpleasant to accept or admit. n. a thing that is bitter, a City fan.
Bitter Definition T-Shirt
Bitterspotting T-Shirt. A 'tribute' to our old friends Manchester City in a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose city. Choose over thirty years without a major trophy. Choose a corrupt, embezzling, former politician with a suspect human rights record for an owner and consider him a messiah. Choose a council stadium bought for you with money from local taxpayers. Choose to change your kit colour, ground and badge within the space of five years and then harp on about your sense of history and tradition. Choose Munich 58. Choose Frank Swift. Choose Sven Goran Eriksson and wondering where the fuck you are on a Saturday afternoon. Choose Franny Lee, Alan Ball and Gerry Creaney. Choose £1.4million for Steve Daley. Choose five different managers in a season. Choose Colin Bell over George Best. Choose total, abject failure at the end of it all, blaming and hounding your manager, your chairman, your players, nothing but an embarrassment to the majority of the city from which you hail. Choose your future. Choose city.
Bitterspotting T-Shirt
Boris Johnson for PM T-Shirt. Well, he certainly is our favourite Tory. Mr Boris Johnson; MP for Henley-on-Thames and political scousebuster. ...an excessive predilection for welfarism have created a peculiar, and deeply unattractive, psyche among many Liverpudlians. They see themselves whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it. Part of this flawed psychological state is that they cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance against the rest of society
Boris Johnson for PM T-Shirt
Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet T-Shirt. Our favourite scouse-baiting Tory politician has been given his own wallet! ...an excessive predilection for welfarism have created a peculiar, and deeply unattractive, psyche among many Liverpudlians. They see themselves whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it. Part of this flawed psychological state is that they cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance against the rest of society
Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet T-Shirt
Build A Bonfire T-Shirt. With the Scousers on the top and the city in the middle. Well, you know the rest.
Build A Bonfire T-Shirt
Caution: John Terry T-Shirt. The famous caution: slippery surface sign spoof capturing the moment that Chelsea's John Terry handed the European Cup to Manchester United.
Caution: John Terry T-Shirt
Che Gary Neville Guevara T-Shirt. Gary Neville: Our very own revolutionary full-back. Champion of the rights of the workers. Defender of the Red cause. And he hates scousers too. The writing reads hasta la victoria siempre or always onwards to victory and is a Che Guevara quote.
Che "Gary Neville" Guevara T-Shirt
Clayton Blackmore Sexual Positions T-Shirt. A star of United's late 80s and early 90s teams, Clayton Blackmore scored, amongst others, a fantastic, and crucial, free kick against Montpellier in the away leg of the European Cup Winners' Cup quarter final in 1991. However, he was even more legendary for, erm, 'other' activities.
Clayton Blackmore Sexual Positions T-Shirt
Definitely the Best Team In England T-Shirt. A spoof on the Carlsberg logo and slogan. Manchester United, league champions 2008; definitely the best team in England.
Definitely the Best Team In England T-Shirt
Doc's Red Army UK Tour 1974-75 T-Shirt. The Red Army on tour from the famous Division 2 season of 1974-75. Featuring every away game played that season along with the date and location marked on the map. For anyone who was there, or anyone who just wishes that they were. Coming soon to a town near you - you're gonna get your fucking heads kicked-in!
Doc's Red Army UK Tour 1974-75 T-Shirt
Eric Cantona Some Are Created T-Shirt. A variation on the classic George Orwell quote from Animal Farm. Some animals, some people, some footballers are clearly created more equal than others. Eric Cantona is one of them.
Eric Cantona "Some Are Created" T-Shirt
European, British, English, Mancunian T-Shirt. Display your Manchester heritage with pride: not European, not British, not English, just Mancunian.
European, British, English, Mancunian T-Shirt
Everything is Brilliant in Manchester T-Shirt. Just to prove that the Kaiser Chiefs may have some decent tunes, but that they are sadly mistaken with their assertion that "everything's brilliant in Leeds".
Everything is Brilliant in Manchester T-Shirt
George Best Drinking and Sex Quote T-Shirt. Confessions of the great man: In 1969 I gave up drinking and sex. It was the worst twenty minutes of my life.
George Best "Drinking and Sex" Quote T-Shirt
Gordon McQueen 99 Percent Quote T-Shirt. Ask all the players in the country which club they would like to play for and 99% would say 'Manchester United'. The other 1% are liars - Gordon McQueen
Gordon McQueen "99 Percent" Quote T-Shirt
I Am The Next George Best T-Shirt. Available in all kids' sizes - and now adults sizes too! Incorporating a football, a woman and a pint - for all those who would like to follow in Bestie's footsteps.
I Am The Next George Best T-Shirt
I Belong To Eric T-Shirt. Forget that Jesus Christ bloke. Show your devotion to the true Lord. What a friend we have in Jesus, he's our saviour from afar, what a friend we have in Jesus, and his name is Cantona. Eric Cantona, the messiah.
I Belong To Eric T-Shirt
I'd Rather Walk Alone T-Shirt. The only good liver bird is a dead liver bird. Complete with devil’s trident. The emblem of Liverpool slain by the devil of Manchester United. You’ll never walk alone? No thanks.
I'd Rather Walk Alone T-Shirt
Ian Brown Everything Except A Beach T-Shirt. King Monkey, Ian Brown, late of the Stone Roses with a classic quote: Manchester's got everything except a beach.
Ian Brown "Everything Except A Beach" T-Shirt
Ian Brown Everything Except A Beach Wallet . TShirtsUnited's Ian Brown Manchester's got everything except a beach quote design available on a classy black leather wallet. Durably printed in red both inside and out.
Ian Brown "Everything Except A Beach" Wallet
ICJ: To Pay is To Fail T-Shirt. For anyone who holds the Inter City Jibbers and their exploits close to heart. Anyone who takes a, shall we say, "pragmatic" approach to paying for public transport.
ICJ: To Pay is To Fail T-Shirt
Je Suis Le Prochain Cantona T-Shirt. For all kids who want to grow up to be Eric Cantona. Reads "I am the next Cantona" in French.
Je Suis Le Prochain Cantona T-Shirt
Jesus Saves, But Rooney Nets The Rebound T-Shirt. Wayne Rooney with a modern twist on a classic quote. Jesus may save, but Wayne Rooney will knock-in the rebound.
Jesus Saves, But Rooney Nets The Rebound T-Shirt
Kevin Keegan I'd Love It Quote T-Shirt. Celebrating the glorious moment when Keegan lost it. On live TV. To set the scene; Keegan's Newcastle United have just blown a 12 point lead at the top of the table, Manchester United are just a couple of games from yet another title and the whole house of cards is starting to tumble around King Kev's ears. The full bulging-eyed, finger-pointing rant is presented here in all its glory, accompanied by screen-shots taken from the interview. Just in case you may have forgotten, the full text reads: When you do that with footballers like he said about Leeds and when you do things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce, I'm... I... I've kept really quiet but I'll tell you something: he went down in my estimation when he said that. We have not resorted to that. But I'll tell ya, you can tell him now, he'll be watching it: we're still fighting for this title and he's got to go to Middlesbrough and get something and... and... I'll tell ya... honestly... I will luv it if we beat them. Luv it.
Kevin Keegan "I'd Love It" Quote T-Shirt
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club T-Shirt. The long list of Leeds' best players who have seen sense and headed over the better side of the Pennines. Jordan, McQueen, Graham, Irwin, Ferdinand, Smith and, of course, Eric Cantona.
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club T-Shirt
Manchester City Badge With Balloons: 32 Years T-Shirt. Manchester city: the only club in history to be knocked out of the FA Cup by a balloon. Here we present a variant on city's shiny new club crest; the stars are falling off, the ship is sinking, the legend YCNMIU (You Could Not Make It Up - a fitting motto for our blue brothers if ever there was one) is proudly displayed below and we have two sky or laser blue balloons as the centrepiece, proudly displaying the numbers 3 and 2 in honour of the fact that it will now be at least 32 years during which Manchester city will have won precisely fuck-all.
Manchester City Badge With Balloons: 32 Years T-Shirt
Manchester Is Red T-Shirt. What every Manchester city fan really knows, but will never admit. In this town called Manchester, Man United rule.
Manchester Is Red T-Shirt
Manchester Über Alles T-Shirt. Manchester above everything. A phrase borrowed from the Germans via the Dead Kennedys that sums up Manchester United perfectly.
Manchester Über Alles T-Shirt
Manchester United Clean Up Again Champions 2008 T-Shirt. Depicting a Manchester United fan tipping Liverpool's liver bird into a waste bin Keep Britain Tidy style.
Manchester United Clean Up Again Champions 2008 T-Shirt
Michael Essien Five Points Quote T-Shirt. Chelsea's midfielder gets out his calculator and comes up with this divine bit of prophecy: We are much better than Manchester United. The difference in points in the Premiership is just a coincidence. It's just a matter of days before we are the leaders. I have done my calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table.
Michael Essien "Five Points" Quote T-Shirt
Nemanja Vidic T-Shirt. Featuring the dead-eyed stare of our Serbian assassin in conjunction with a quote about the great Balkan centre-back. Choose from:<br> If you woke up this morning it is because Nemanja Vidic spared your life.<br> In an average room there are 1243 objects that Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you. Including the room itself.<br> Nemanja Vidic would have built Rome in a day.<br> The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is pain.<br> Nemanja Vidic once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun. And won.<br> Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. No one dared question his motives.<br> Nemanja Vidic once killed four birds with half a stone. (What's that? There's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either)
Nemanja Vidic T-Shirt
No Proceeds went to Malcolm Glazer T-Shirt. Show your support for the "No Customers: No Profits" campaign by wearing this t-shirt, or drinking from this mug, or usng this mousemat and let everyone know that you are not giving Malcolm Glazer a penny.
No Proceeds went to Malcolm Glazer T-Shirt
Red Devil and Liver Bird T-Shirt. The classic Scousebusting design brought to you by popular request. YSB.
Red Devil and Liver Bird T-Shirt
Remi Moses Afro T-Shirt. A Manchester United icon of the early 1980s.
Remi Moses Afro T-Shirt
Scousespotting T-Shirt. A homage to our Liverpudlian 'friends' down the East Lancs as a parody of the famous Trainspotting poster. The full text reads: Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
Scousespotting T-Shirt
Sir Alex Ferguson Soviet Poster Moscow 2008 T-Shirt. The supreme leader is shown here guiding the proletariat Manchester United supporters towards the promised land of Champions League glory. Fergie is depicted in the style of a Soviet propaganda poster, steering the good ship United whilst the flag of Mancunia flies in the background. The slogan around the design reads, in a pseudo Cyrillic font, All hail the Supreme Leader as he steers us bravely forwards on to victory!. The place, Moscow, and the date, 21/05/08, are to the side.
Sir Alex Ferguson Soviet Poster Moscow 2008 T-Shirt
South Korea Park T-Shirt. Park Ji Sung in the style of a famous satirical cartoon character. Our South Korean dynamo is depicted clutching a sign reading "South Korea Park".
South Korea Park T-Shirt
Super Bock Baby's Bottle T-Shirt. The finest beer on God's earth, it gets you more pissed than Stella Artois. Start them early.
Super Bock Baby's Bottle T-Shirt
United Are Greater Than England T-Shirt. Or Manchester United are bigger than England. Or better than England... We all agree.
United Are Greater Than England T-Shirt
United Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Priorities, priorities. Make sure that the position that Manchester United holds in your life is clear for all to see.
United Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Veni - Vidi - Vidic T-Shirt. Nemanja Vidic, Serbia & Montenegro international defender who you wouldn't like to meet down a dark alley. He came, he saw, he kicked their heads in.
Veni - Vidi - Vidic T-Shirt
Vidic If He Dies, He Dies T-Shirt. The hardest man in Serbia. Manchester United\'s own Nemanja Vidic with his own peculiar take on life...and death.
Vidic "If He Dies, He Dies" T-Shirt
Vidiprinter Champions 2008 T-Shirt. Our classic Vidiprinter design is given a re-work for Manchester United's 2008 championship-winning season. In the style of the BBC vidiprinter which traditionally whirred out the results at 4:45pm on a Saturday, the full text reads: 11 May 2008 4:45pm: Fergie 10 (ten) Wenger 3, Giggs 10 (ten) Shearer 1, Manchester United 0 Manchester City 16 (managers departed since 1986). 4:47pm: Scholes 8 (eight) Gerrard 0
Vidiprinter Champions 2008 T-Shirt
Wayne Rooney Kes T-Shirt. Wayne Rooney in the style of the V-sign from the famous Kes film poster giving Peter Kenyon some attitude. Fuck you, Kenyon.
Wayne Rooney "Kes" T-Shirt
What's That Coming Over The Hill, Is It Nemanja? T-Shirt. Manchester United's Nemanja Vidic. He comes from Serbia. He's gonna murder ya.
What's That Coming Over The Hill, Is It Nemanja? T-Shirt
You Can't Buy Class T-Shirt.
You Can't Buy Class T-Shirt
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