City Can’t Buy Class: New United T-Shirt Designs from TShirtsUnited.com

January 14th, 2010

New T-Shirt Designs From TShirtsUnited.com

Skulls and crossbones atop the name of one of Old Trafford’s most vocal stands, seagulls, Mancunian separatist revolutionary iconography, trawlers, Arab Sheikhs with more money than sense, celebrations of mixed Irish/Red Mancunian heritage, sardines, mathematical diagrams, anti-Scouse signs and Andrei Kanchelskis. Where will you find new Manchester United related t-shirt designs featuring all these themes? Well, it’s funny you should ask; they are all here at TShirtsUnited.com. Along with hundreds of other unofficial United t-shirt designs. And what’s more, you still have a full two weeks to take advantage of our fantastic “buy three or more, get 33.3% off” offer (we tend to call it “3 for 2” but in reality it is actually “buy three or more, get 33.3% off“. Which it better. Actually).

Manchester City: You Can’t Buy Class T-Shirt

Manchester City: You Can't Buy Class T-Shirt Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Gary Cook and Roberto Mancini, proving that even though a few billion in the bank might (heaven forbid) buy you a trophy of two after 30-odd years of abject failure, it will never, ever buy Manchester City an ounce of class.

Seagull, Trawler, Sardine T-Shirt

Seagull, Trawler, Sardine T-Shirt A seagull, a trawler and a sardine. A seagull following a trawler waiting for a sardine. How much more abstract do you want to be? Well, you can also elect to have this t-shirt design minus the text.

Manchester: Scouse-Free Zone T-Shirt

Manchester: Scouse-Free Zone T-Shirt “Greater” Manchester: a city proudly free of vermin. Keep those dirty liver birds out.

Republic Of Mancunia Clenched Fist T-Shirt

Republic Of Mancunia Clenched Fist T-Shirt A revolutionary style red clenched fist icon incorporating three red stars and a banner proclaiming “Republic of Mancunia”. For Mancunian separatists everywhere.

Venn Diagram T-Shirt

Venn Diagram T-Shirt In modern football you have your t—s, don’t you? Well, you also have your w—–s. That’s a given. Then there are the c—s. Yes, there are definitely the c—s. But it takes a special type to be all three simultaneously. Here you can demonstrate this to your fellow Reds using a simple Venn diagram, in the centre of which is your footballing hate-figure of choice. Choose from our ready made list, from Ashley Cole to Alan Shearer via Scousers, Leeds, City and Alan Green. Or, alternatively, create your own.

Irish Blood, English Heart T-Shirt

Irish Blood, English Heart T-Shirt Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of/
There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of/
And no regime can buy or sell me
I’ve been dreaming of a time when/
To be English is not to be baneful/
To be standing by the flag not feeling/
Shameful, racist or partial

Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of/
There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of/
And I will die with both my hands untied

I’ve been dreaming of a time when/
The English are sick to death of Labour/
And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell/
And denounce this royal line that still salute him/
And will salute him forever

Inspired by Morrissey and featuring the green silhouette of Ireland and the red silhouette of Manchester.

Kanchelskis “On The Break” T-Shirt

Kanchelskis  On The Break  T-Shirt He may have lost his way during the later part of his career, but we prefer to remember Andrei, Andrei Kan-Chel-Skis, Andrei Kan-Chel-Skis, Andrei Kan-Che-El-El-Skis (Hoi!) in his 1995 vintage scoring a hat-trick in THAT 5-0 Manchester derby demolition.

K Stand Skull T-Shirt

K Stand Skull T-Shirt The Jolly Roger skull and crossbones: unofficial emblem of Old Trafford’s K-Stand.

The TShirtsUnited.com January Sale Is Still On:

Yes, as we pointed out above you still have some time to take advantage of our awesome January sale offer. All you have to do is add three or more of our fantastic collection of unofficial United merchandise to your online shopping basket and you will receive a whopping 33.3% off the total cost of your order.

You can use this offer to buy absolutely anything you like from our stock: t-shirts, hoodies, wallets, bags…. even Manchester Coat of Arms Passport Holders. As long as you buy three or more items you get a third off the total cost. Interested? Then what are you waiting for?

Our Black Messenger Bags Are Back :

Old work bag looking a bit battered? Then fear not because we have just received our very popular black messenger bags back in stock from our supplier. With more pockets than you can shake a stick at they are actually useful as well as stylish. And of course they are also emblazoned with the TShirtsUnited logo of your choice.

Have a look at what is available on our black bags and see if anything takes your fancy.

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MASSIVE Savings At The TShirtsUnited January Sale!

January 6th, 2010

The TShirtsUnited.com January Sale Is Now ON!

Order any 3 or more t-shirts from our MASSIVE selection of superb United t-shirts and get a huge 33% off the total cost of your order!

Buy this t-shirt… …and this polo shirt… …get this t-shirt FREE!
Spot The Difference  Red T-Shirt Manchester Coat of Arms White Embroidered Polo I'd Rather Walk Alone Black T-Shirt

Yes, drag your disbelieving selves off the floor! You can now order and pay for two incredibly cool, stylish and clever t-shirt designs from your favourite unofficial Manchester United emporium and get a third one absolutely FREE.

What’s more, you can order any number of items from our website – be they men’s t-shirts, women’s t-shirts, hooded-tops, messenger bags – and, as long as you order three or more in a single transaction, we’ll give you a whopping 33.3% off your total bill no matter how many you order (even if is not an exact multiple of three!). How generous are we? “Very”, that’s the answer you’re looking for.

You don’t need to use a discount code or anything complicated like that, just add the items required to your basket (t-shirts, hoodies, bags – whatever you like) and as long as there is three or more things being bought we’ll automatically deduct 33.3% from your total.

Our three for two offer is running throughout January 2010, or until such a moment as we can no longer afford our exquisite generosity, so don’t delay: order today!

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Football Taught By Matt Busby…

October 21st, 2009

New T-Shirt Designs This Week from TShirtsUnited.com

According to our recent poll, 65% of you reckon that Michael Owen could be a future United legend. Well, if he does no more in his time at United then that goal it may well make up for at least some of his past Scouse misdemeanours. And how much would we love to see him do the same this Sunday? Or better still, hammer a hat-trick against Rafa’s vermin? Anyway, with this in mind we figured that it was time that we welcomed young Mr Owen to Manchester officially – and we have done so in the usual way: with a t-shirt. We’ve also got a new Evra t-shirt out this week – and we really do reckon that you simply cannot have enough of the legend that is Paddy Evra. We’re also tipping our hats to Jonny of the Reds in true retro style, and maintaining the nostalgic theme by featuring Kiddo, Sir Matt and the Stretford End in more new TShirtsUnited t-shirt designs. Finally we’ve got a couple of new t-shirts celebrating the player that has probably undergone the most remarkable transformation in living memory: from “the Scottish Player” to “Made in Scotland from Girders” in just a couple of seasons, it’s time to salute Darren Fletcher!

Eric Cantona WalletLook What’s Back!
Along with the new t-shirt designs above we have also got new stock of a few items that have been missing from our virtual shelves for a while. We’re happy to announce the return of the Eric Cantona Kunk-Fu Kick Wallet, the Manchester Coat of Arms Passport Holder and the “Everything Except a Beach” Ian Brown wallet. Get them now, before they sell-out (again!).

T-Shirts For A Tenner Sale Still On!

Finally, we’re running the TShirtsUnited Bargain Bin Sale for just a few more days now, so don’t forget to have a look at all our stock items where you can save up to 55% on the price of dozens of your favourite unofficial United merchandise.

CLICK HERE FOR THE SALE!

Michael Owen: Welcome To Manchester T-Shirt

Michael Owen: Welcome To Manchester T-ShirtIn response to Manchester city choosing to welcome Carlos Tevez to the blue fifth of Manchester by way of a MASSIVE billboard, here we are welcoming Mr Owen to the Red 80% thanks to a 96th minute derby-winning goal.

Patrice Evra “le Magnifique” T-Shirt

Patrice Evra le Magnifique T-ShirtLiterally “the Magnificent”. Manchester United’s magnificent French full-back: Patrice Evra.

Brian Kidd “Football Taught By Matt Busby” T-Shirt

Brian Kidd Football Taught By Matt Busby T-ShirtAn image of the young Brian Kidd celebrating his goal in the 1968 European Cup Final. Playing in the style which Sir Matt demanded: football taught by Matt Busby.

Jonny Evans T-Shirt

Jonny Evans T-ShirtManchester United’s own comic-book hero, drawn here in the style of Roy of the Rovers and countless other boyhood comics complete with crowd comments and heroic deeds. “What a corking player!”

Left Side, Right Side, Tunnel T-Shirt

Left Side, Right Side, Tunnel T-ShirtA throwback to the old inter-Stretford End rivalries. In the words of the famous song: “left side sing, right side fight, tunnel are a load of s—-…”. Which were you?

Darren Fletcher “Fletch” T-Shirt

Darren Fletcher Fletch T-ShirtFletch Lives! A spoof on the famous film, our “(Darren) Fletcher” t-shirt design includes a tiny United red devil in the “r”.

Football Taught By Matt Busby T-Shirt

Football Taught By Matt Busby T-ShirtIf ever they’re playing in your town, get yourself to that football ground. Take a lesson, you will see, football taught by Matt Busby. Complete with retro football.

Darren Fletcher: Made In Scotland From Girders T-Shirt

Darren Fletcher: Made In Scotland From Girders T-ShirtIn celebration of one of Manchester United best players of the past couple of seasons – yes, you read that right! Featuring lettering hewn together from galvanised steel: Made in Scotland. From Girders.

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The TShirtsUnited Sale – T-Shirts for a Tenner

October 7th, 2009
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THE AMAZING TSHIRTSUNITED BARGAIN BIN!
T-SHIRTS FOR UNDER A TENNER!

Visit the TShirtsUnited.com Bargain Bin to save a "Quinton" Fortune on your favourite 100% unofficial Manchester United gear! We’ve got hundreds of our fantastic Manchester United t-shirt designs available for you to buy at incredible prices! Prices lower that a city fan’s spirits in the 97th minute at Old Trafford and madder that Rafa Benitez in full-on boggle-eyed rant mode. Men’s t-shirts at £9.99 (a city-esque 38% off!), Women’s t-shirts at £7.49 (up to 53% off!), Kids’ t-shirts for £4.99 (up to 55% off!) and Hoodies available for an amazing £9.99 (55% off usual price) – you could probably buy Leeds United for less, but not much else!

Men’s T-Shirts for £9.99! Women’s T-Shirts for £9.99!

Kids’ T-Shirts for £4.99!

38% Off Men's T-Shirts! 53% Off Women's T-Shirts! 55% Off Kids' T-Shirts!
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Our Bargain Bin will be available throughout October, but once items are sold, they’re gone! So hurry now to make sure you get your hands on the t-shirts you want.

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Hitler’s Manchester City fall to last minute Michael Owen winner

October 5th, 2009

You may well have seen this gem before, but we feel that it deserves as wide an audience as possible! Adolf Hotler reacts furiously to the news that city have lost the Manchester derby to a 96th minute Michael Owen goal:

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Pure genius.

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“…And Light Blue For Laughing Stock” New Manchester United T-Shirts

September 16th, 2009

TEN… yes, you heard us right: TEN brand spanking new t-shirts have arrived this week, celebrating everything Red from Tommy Doc’s quips on city’s comedy value to Rafa Benitez’s scrambled brains. We cover all United bases from those “Born in Hope” to those of a Cockney Red persuasion, whilst also doffing our caps to two dear departed United legends in George Best and Big Dunc. Elsewhere we have brand new t-shirts paying homage to a pair of particularly fine Brazilian full-backs and a couple of designs celebrating the redness of our fine city. Manchester United: often score six, seldom score ten. We love you.

Rafa Benitez “Bonkers” T-Shirt

Rafa Benitez Bonkers T-ShirtFeaturing Rafa Benitez’s ugly mug with a deft nod to the Dizzee Rascal “Bonkers” single cover, here we celebrate the madness that is the Liverpool manager’s brain. Referees… burble…. Manchester United…. grrrrr…. penalties… wibble…. facts…. Facts…. FACTS…. ahhhhhhhhhhh (Nurse, the screens!).

Tommy Docherty “Laughing Stock” Quote T-Shirt

Tommy Docherty Laughing Stock Quote T-Shirt“There are three types of Oxo cube: Light brown for chicken stock. Dark brown for beef stock. And light blue for laughing stock”. Former Manchester United manager Tommy Docherty reminds us all of city’s true role as a source of amusement and ridicule.

Duncan Edwards: “Get Stuck In Lads” T-Shirt

Duncan Edwards: Get Stuck In Lads T-ShirtPurportedly Duncan Edwards’ final words. A tribute to a wonderful young footballer and an inspiration to all Manchester United players since then.

George Best “There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out” T-Shirt

George Best There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out T-ShirtA tribute to George Best (1946-2005). Possibly the greatest footballer who has ever lived. Complete with a very appropriate lyric from Manchester’s own The Smiths: “There is a light and it never goes out”.

Manchester Is Red Districts T-Shirt

Manchester Is Red Districts T-ShirtThe districts of central Manchester, from Ancoats to Withington, arranged around the legend “Manchester is Red”. Printed in red, naturally.

Manchester Is Red Map T-Shirt

Manchester Is Red Map T-ShirtShowing the blues that in this town, Man United rule! A map of Manchester that is 90% Manchester United Red.

Republic of Mancunia “Born In Hope” T-Shirt

Republic of Mancunia Born In Hope T-ShirtBorn in Salford. Born in Hope: Republic of Mancunia. Based on the classic Northern Soul t-shirt design.

We Often Score Six But We Seldom Score Ten T-Shirt

We Often Score Six But We Seldom Score Ten T-ShirtJust one of those teams that you see now and then… Manchester United, the pride of all Europe: often score six, but seldom score ten.

Super da Silva Brothers T-Shirt

Super da Silva Brothers T-ShirtManchester United’s own twin super Brazilian full-backs, resplendent in their curly hair. Loosely based on a popular 90s video game.

Republic of Mancunia “Cockney Reds” T-Shirt

Republic of Mancunia Cockney Reds T-ShirtOur classic Manchester United Republic of Mancunia Northern Soul t-shirt design re-worked for our southern cousins in order to pay homage to generations of cockney Reds.

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“…All They Talk About Is Manchester United”: 3-For-2 Sale and New T-Shirt Designs

August 6th, 2009

The TShirtsUnited 3-For-2 Sale Is Now On!

Yes, drag your disbelieving selves off the floor! You can now order and pay for two incredibly cool, stylish and clever t-shirt designs from your favourite online emporium and get a third one absolutely FREE. What’s more, as soon as you have added three or more items to your basket we’ll give you a whopping 33.3% off your total bill no matter how many you order (even if is not an exact multiple of three!). How generous are we? Very, that’s the answer you’re looking for.

You don’t need to use a discount code or anything complicated like that, just add the items required to your basket (t-shirts, hoodies, bags – whatever you like) and as long as there is three or more things being bought we’ll automatically deduct 33.3% from your total.

Our three for two offer is running throughout August, or until such a moment as we can no longer afford our exquisite generosity, so don’t delay: order today!

New T-Shirt Designs This Week from TShirtsUnited.com

As you can see by glancing below, we’ve also brought out three new fantastic items in the past week. Having read Fergie’s comments in his Observer interview last week we thought it would be rude not to commit the great man’s views on the insignificance of city to a t-shirt. We’ve also updated the Scouse-baiting Champions design to reflect the fact that United are, once again, officially the best team in the country. And finally we have developed Cantona vs Simmonds, 1995 into wallet form. Enjoy!

Sir Alex Ferguson “City Are A Small Club” T-Shirt

Sir Alex Ferguson City Are A Small Club T-ShirtThe Gaffer tells it like it is with regards to our “illustrious” neighbours (ha ha), forever obsessed with the bigger club down the road who play in Red: “City are a small club with a small mentality. All they talk about is Manchester United, they can’t get away from it…” Sir Alex Ferguson 2009

Eric Cantona Kunk-Fu Kick Wallet T-Shirt

Eric Cantona Kunk-Fu Kick Wallet T-Shirt25 January 1995. Eric Cantona kicks his way into history. Eric’s famous blow struck against the cockney low-life Matthew Simmonds is screen printed on the inside of a leather wallet.

Manchester United Clean Up Again Champions 2009 T-Shirt

Manchester United Clean Up Again Champions 2009 T-ShirtDepicting a Manchester United fan tipping Liverpool’s liver bird into a waste bin “Keep Britain Tidy” style.

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18 Times And That’s A Fact – New Manchester United TShirts

July 21st, 2009

New T-Shirt Designs This Week from TShirtsUnited.com

Tributes this week to our record breaking champions. Manchester United: League Champions and definitely the best team in England! We’ve also been asked loads of times to do another Patrice Evra t-shirt so we’re obliging by paying homage to the best left back in the world. Finally we’ve also doffed our cap to New Order Reds Sumner and Hook with our United: True Faith t-shirt featuring the Manchester skyline.

Patrice Evra “Tabasco” T-Shirt

Patrice Evra Tabasco T-ShirtThe best left-back in the world. Made in France (via Senegal, Belgium and Italy). Manchester United’s Patrice Evra.

18 Times And That’s A Fact T-Shirt

18 Times And That's A Fact T-ShirtBin that filthy Liver Bird with our t-shirt design spoofing the famous logo of the “Keep Britain Tidy” campaign. Manchester United – 18 times Champions of England.

Definitely The Best Team In England 2009 T-Shirt

Definitely The Best Team In England 2009 T-ShirtA parody of a famous beer logo and slogan, celebrating Manchester United’s historic 18th league title. Manchester United: definitely the best team in England.

United: True Faith T-Shirt

United: True Faith T-ShirtFeaturing an image of the Manchester skyline and the lyrics from New Order’s 1987 dance crossover classic.

Champions 2009 Cola T-Shirt

Champions 2009 Cola T-ShirtManchester United: League Champions 2008-09 in the style of a cola-esque logo.

Champions 2009 Devil T-Shirt

Champions 2009 Devil T-ShirtSpoof on a famous clothing label. Manchester United: Champions of England 2009. Includes a tiny red devil inside the C.

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New Wallets, New Bags, New Sizes and New Look Site – All Change at TShirtsUnited.com

June 18th, 2009

The New-Look TShirtsUnited.com

The New-Look TShirtsUnited.com

If you have visited TShirtsUnited in the past few days you may have noticed that the site has had a major facelift for the summer. We’ve tried to improve the layout, navigation, graphics and usability to hopefully make things easier for you to find and order. You can easily see the recently viewed items and bestsellers on every page, and we have reduced the number of items on each page to ease navigation. We really hope you like what you find, but please let us know if you have any comments of suggestions!

New Wallets and Passport Holder

As you can see on the left, we’ve got a couple of new wallets and a new passport holder in stock and on sale. The “European, British, English, Mancunia” leather passport holder is perfect for your summer holidays, whilst our other two wallets offer different spins on the classic “Northern Soul” logo.

New Pie-Eater Sizes!

We often get emails bemoaning the fact that some of you may have overindulged on the beer and pies front, so we’re delighted to announce that our men’s t-shirt sizes now go up to 4XL (or 52″ chest) in some coloursl Khaki, navy blue and charcoal come in anything up to 4XL whilst black, racing green and white can be bought in any size up to and including 3XL Click on any design in our online catalogue and choose a colour to see all the size options.

The Bags are Back!

New TShirtsUnited Messenger Bags!

We’re also please to announce that, by popular demand, our messenger bags have made a return to our catalogue. Yes, for the very reasonable price of £14.99 + p+p you can be the proud owner of one of our world famous (well, we like to think) designs on your very own red or black shoulder bag. Most of our designs are available on bags so simply click on a design on our website and looks for the bags link under formats or just click here (for black bags) or here (for red ones) to see the full list of bags available.

Republic of Mancunia: Old Trafford Wallet

Republic of Mancunia: Old Trafford Wallet T-ShirtShow your heritage with this Northern Soul style fist design complete with Republic of Mancunia embossed above and “Old Trafford” underneath. Gray leather wallet with securing strap and internal coin pocket.

European, British, English, Mancunian Passport Holder

European, British, English, Mancunian Passport Holder T-ShirtShow your true nationality every time you go abroad. Made from Manchester red leather and based on one of our popular t-shirt designs: display your Manchester heritage with pride: not European, not British, not English, just Mancunian.

Northern Soul Wallet

Northern Soul Wallet T-ShirtA design based on the image of the classic “Northern Soul” logo, complete with clenched fist. Red leather with internal stud-closing coin pocket.

More Than Just United T-Shirts!

As you may already know, we now have four different t-shirts websites; each catering to a different taste so we’re sure you’ll find something for everyone amongst our wares:

RedMolotov.com – over 500 t-shirt designs featuring iconic images and designs from pop-culture, politics, music and sport.

BodylineTShirts.com – get ready for the Ashes summer with our cricket t-shirts website.

BornToBogey.com – t-shirts for all you below-par golfers out there

Take a look and, as always, please feel free to let us know what you want to see us doing in future.

All the best, and have a great summer,

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Some Facts For Rafa – New TShirtsUnited T-Shirts

June 4th, 2009

We’ve extended our range of United t-shirts by five this week and, just for the fun of it, we’ve gone for the scousers! “Bonkers” Rafa if shown a few facts while that picture of the Scouse banner that has been doing the rounds has been put to good use. Elsewhere we’re paying tribute to Harry Gregg; a true United hero in an age when that word is overused, Jaap Stam and United’s 11th Premier League and 18th League Title.

Have a great summer, and we’ll see you for the new season.

Rafa Benitez “Facts” T-Shirt

Rafa Benitez Facts T-ShirtSome facts for Rafa: 1) The league table does not lie. 2) The team with the most league points is universally accepted to have performed best over the season. 3) It is now 19 years since Liverpool were the team that performed best over a season. 4) Your club is not famous anymore. 5) Fergie has won the league more times than Shankly, Paisley, Fagan (and you) put together. 6) Manchester United are now the most successful English team. Ever. 7) Sir Alex Ferguson has won the league title eleven times. 8) You have never won the league title. 9) 18 times, and that is a fact.

Come Back When You’ve Won 18 T-Shirt

Come Back When You've Won 18 T-Shirt“Au Revoir Cantona and Man United. Come back when you’ve won 18″. So read the Scousers’ banner back in the mid-90s. Choose to leave the wonderful spectacle of Scousers makings fools of themselves unadorned, or decorate it with your choice of slogan: “18 times, and that’s a fact”, “Hello? We’re here”, “Off your f—ing perch”, “Time’s Up”, “Yes? And?” or simply the dates of Manchester United’s 18 League Titles.

Harry Gregg “Romance” Quote T-Shirt

Harry Gregg Romance Quote T-ShirtManchester United’s true hero, Harry Gregg, here quoted on his thoughts about the United philosophy: “A United player is a passionate mix of skill, heart and youth. Manchester United” are all about flair and improvisation; a club with history and style bred on romance”.

Jaap Stam T-Shirt

Jaap Stam T-ShirtDa-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na JAAP STAM. United’s treble-winning central defensive rock gets the Batman treatment.

Premier League Hugger T-Shirt

Premier League Hugger T-ShirtBased on a famous “Banksy” stencil, this design depicts a young girl madly in love with the Premier League trophy – won 11 times by United, or course.

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